Long before ChatGPT, an AI Asterisk script for the VoIP world was devised, containing pre recorded audio clips, used for more than 10 years now, designed to piss off and waste the time of vermin scum scamsters, fraudsters, telemarketing wankers, and any other pests.

They come in every so often, but with many fraud centres auto-dial systems now days detecting Lenny as a voicemail message, most drop out within seconds, even the few who use manual calling occasionally click to it, but we still get some dumb arses who aren't smart enough to figure it out quick enough ;)

NOTE: Neither Telstra nor NBN will ever call you - NEVER, even if you have an open fault case, they wont ring you, likewise nor would windows or microsoft support, netflix, prime, amazon, ebay nor the pope, they just won't! So don't even talk to the scum, just hang right up, if you're a customer and think it might be real inquiry, hang up and call them on the number you have on an invoice - do not ever call any number these vermin give you!

Enjoy!

P.S. - If you run asterisk or freepbx yourself, I'm happy to share, see Lenny_setup.txt

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